I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
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