these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
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