Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
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