I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Your dad touched me again.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Randomize
