What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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