I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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