Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
only if we run a train.
done.
She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
Randomize
