it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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