There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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