Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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