Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
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