Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
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