Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
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