I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
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