Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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