you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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