This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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