Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
Panties = found
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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