Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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