Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
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