I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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