Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
i now understand why vodka
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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