Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Randomize
