Don't you send me to vm
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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