My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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