i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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