me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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