did you get engaged???
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
And then he peed in my hair
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