my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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