Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
What did we do last night that was yellow?
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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