Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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