I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
Randomize
