Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
wat bout pragnant strippers??
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
