I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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