so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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