But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
home. puking in laundry basket.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
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