I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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