She's JV to your varsity
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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