Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I woke up with a russian doll attached to my necklace and a post-it note with "keep babushka safe" written on it. Fuck vodka
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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