Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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