Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
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