Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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