Have you finally orgasmed yet?
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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