I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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