So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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