there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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