Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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