god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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