So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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