Dude my mom stole all your condoms
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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