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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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