I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Are my feet made of real feet?
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
the raccoons are back...
Randomize
