As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
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