you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
Randomize
