I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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