where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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